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Joke of the day – Hearing aids
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, โYour hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.โ
To which the gentleman replies, โOh, I havenโt told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Iโve changed my will three times!โ.
Joke of the day – eBusiness
A corrupt minister used to write “NOT APPROVED” on all the papers that were sent to him by his assistants. He always left a significant space between NOT and APPROVED.
When the affected persons greased his palms, he would recall the file and just add an “E:” after NOT so that it became “NOTE: APPROVED”.
This was the beginning of eBusiness in Kenya.
Joke of the day – Spare part
A manager of an electronics shop ordered a part number 669, from the factory. When it arrived, he noticed they’d sent him part 699 instead. He fired off an angry letter and sent it back. A few days later, he got the replacement. It was the same part, along with a note containing these four words: TURN THE BOX OVER.
Joke of the day – Monday blues
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry, itโs not me โ itโs you!
Joke of the day – Evolution
Puzzled about his first lesson on evolution, young Joey arrived home and said, “Mum is it really true that I’m a descendant of apes, monkeys and gorillas?”
“I don’t really know, darling.” she replied. “I never knew any of your father’s family.”
Joke of the day – Cat in a bag
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Joke of the day – Submarine
Clip art by Foca.tk
Can you telephone from a submarine?
Of course, anybody can tell a phone from a submarine.
Joke of the day – Models wanted ad
“PHOTOGRAPHER setting up own business need models, as sleeping or active partners.”
Joke of the day – The train
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Donโt try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, Iโm afraid itโs too heavy.
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