Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Narcissist
Fred: “How’s your new girlfriend?”
Doug: “I think we’ll be very happy.”
Fred: “What makes you think that?”
Doug: “She adores me and so do I.
Joke of the day – Venison
Dear Deer,
Why are you so dear?
Meat lover
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
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Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
Joke of the day – Plastic surgeon
“What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?”
“He melted.”
Joke of the day – In God We Trust
A man wants to seek legal advice. Before he seek advice, he went to a bar for a drink.
At the bar he saw the sign at the cash register, “In God We Trust, Cash Only.”
He then went to a second bar and saw a similar sign on the wall that says, “In God We Trust, All Others Pay In Cash.”
He proceeded to the first law firm to seek advice. As he entered he saw a religious symbol.
When he went to the second law firm, he saw a large deity.
He then proceed to a third law firm but to his surprise, he did not see any religious symbols. So, out of curiosity, he asked the lawyer, “Why didn’t you put any religious symbols as other law firms do?”
The solicitor replied, “In God we trust. We do not cheat.”
– JM aka Funny Bald Dad
Joke of the day – The four seasons
Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”
Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
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