🌸Happy Women’s Day🌸
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The little black dress…
“The little black dress expresses
a moment of freedom and
individuality every time.”
– André Leon Talley
Quote of the day – J K Rowling
“I’ve got two daughters who will have to
make their way in this skinny-obsessed world,
and it worries me because I don’t want them to be
empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones;
I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind,
opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before “thin.” ”
– J.K. Rowling
Quote of the day – Yves Saint Laurent
Quote of the day – Anna Held
Quote of the day – Margaret Heffernan
In our house,
Mother’s Day is every day.
Father’s Day, too.
In our house, parents count.
They do important work
and that work matters.
One day just doesn’t cut for us.
– Margaret Heffernan
Joke of the day – Genie in a bottle
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears right in front of him!
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
Joke of the day – The real thing
Women wear fake eyelashes, fake hair and fake nails, yet they want a real man.
Joke of the day – New kid
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
Joke of the day – Prospective husband
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women.’
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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