What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Turkey lurky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Joke of the day – Tough times
Tough times are slowly crawling in,
even the snail is happy with leftover dog food!
Happiness is …
Joke of the day -Bucket
Funny drawings by Shaye – 19
My magical drawing of Amy Lee!
Joke of the day – Light Appetizer
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Quote of the day – Zig Ziglar
“F-E-A-R has two meanings:
‘Forget Everything And Run’ or
‘Face Everything And Rise.’
The choice is yours.”
― Zig Ziglar
My 4 wishes – NBC (^人^)
Hello everyone,
It’s my 4th birthday today! Once again, thank you 4 sticking around. I am 4ver grateful. And here’s my 4 wishes/thoughts 4 you:
Wish #1 : Follow your dream. But first you need to wake up from your deep sleep.
Wish #2: Open your mind to new thoughts. Grow, expand and think outside the box.
Wish #3: Unleash the fabulous you. Show off your talent. Stop hiding it.
Wish #4: Read labels. Time to take responsibility for what you’re putting in your body. Eat smart and be healthy.
Peace & blessings,
Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
