“Cats have it all –
admiration,
Lil BUB (www.pinterest.com)
an endless sleep,
and company only when they want it.”
– Rod McKuen
Quote of the day – Rod McKuen
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
[Source: AcademicTips.org]
Quote of the day – David Levithan
“I am like the fish in the aquarium, thinking in a different language, adapting to a life that’s not my natural habitat. I am the people in the other cars, each with his or her own story, but passing too quickly to be noticed or understood.” ― David Levithan
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
Happy Diwali 八ˇ◡ˇ✿
I offer you Peace.
I offer you Love.
I offer you Friendship.
I see your Beauty.
I hear your need.
I feel your feelings.
My wisdom flows from the Highest Source.
I salute that Source in you.
Let us work together for unity and love.
– Mahatma Gandhi
Happiness is …
… a bright and happy sun
… fancy ponies that could fly
… ducky with rainbow beak looking surprised
… a house made of chocolate chip cookies that is too yummy and nice
… flowers that are taller than me
…. purple kitty with wings is here to play with me.
~ Shaye
Joke of the day -Government Philosophy
If it ain’t broken, fix it ’till it is.
Joke of the day – Apex
Quote of the day – NBC
There are two types of people.
Those with swimming pools and
those who can’t keep their heads above water.
Joke of the day – Super Fast Train
It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: “Sorry, Sir. We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”
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