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Joke of the day – Apex
Quote of the day – NBC
There are two types of people.
Those with swimming pools and
those who can’t keep their heads above water.
Joke of the day – Super Fast Train
It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: “Sorry, Sir. We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”
Joke of the day – Candle
Pug portrait – Sydelle
Happiness is …
… my green pet fish in a ball!
“Look! It’s my pet fish in a ball.”
“See.it glows.”
“Now it’s glowing in blue.”
“I love my magical pet fish!”
Pug adventure – Sydelle
An adorable pug hiding behind a magical rainbow tree.
Quote of the day – Anaïs Nin
“Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
― Anaïs Nin
Quote of the day – Denis Waitley
“Happiness cannot be travelled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed.
Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.”
– Denis Waitley
