Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Quote of the day – Author unknown

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“We begin to remember not just that you died, but that you lived.

And that your life gave us memories too beautiful to forget.”

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A tribute to our wonderful friend and fellow blogger, Paul Curran.

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“This is how I’d like to remember you, Paul! “

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Quote of the day – G K Chesterton

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“Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.”

– G K Chesterton

 

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Joke of the day – Power puff

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A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram.  It was impossible to control.

Businesswoman:  “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise.  In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”

Doctor:   (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)

Businesswoman: “What?  Nasal drops?

Doctor:  “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”

 

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Unicorn & Pug – Sydelle

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A pug astronaut with his magical unicorn on a space adventure.

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Joke of the day – Misalter

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I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.

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I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.

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And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.

This is what she wrote:

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Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale

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A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“

Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”

Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”

Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”

Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”

 

 

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Quote of the day – Arnold Palmer

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“The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.”

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– Arnold Palmer (1929 – 2016)