“One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon – instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.”
― Dale Carnegie
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
“Allow yourself to hope, to believe and to trust again. Don’t let a few bad memories stop you from having a good life now.”
– Mandy Hale
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
“It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.”
– Saint Augustine
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
“Integrity is the ability to accept one’s past choices and actions and go forth and act in accordance with one’s deepest values from within.”
– Lynne Namka
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
– Plato
… a dip in the pool.
