How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Alice Thomas Ellis
“There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.”
– Alice Thomas Ellis
Joke of the day – Snake in a bar
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.’
‘Why not?’ the snake asks.
‘Because you can’t hold your liquor.’
Quote of the day – T. D. Jakes
“If you can’t figure out your purpose, figure out your passion. For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.”
― T.D. Jakes
Quote of the day – David Tyson Gentry
“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.”
– David Tyson Gentry
Happy Birthday, Newbloggycat!
Today is Newbloggycat’s 1st birthday!
A warm thank you to all my bloggy friends/readers for making my blogging
experience so 1-derful.
May you always know love, peace and laughter! *(^___^)*
Joke of the day – Politicians & diapers
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
Quote of the day – Stephen Covey
“If the ladder is not leaning against the right wall, every step we take just gets us to the wrong place faster.”
― Stephen Covey
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“Be awesome! Be a book nut!”
– Dr. Seuss
Joke of the day – Baby camel
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three-toe feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand.” “OK,” said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?” “They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert.” “Thanks Mom,” replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, “Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??” The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, “They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods.”
“That’s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom…” “Yes, son?” “Why are we in San Diego zoo?”
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