Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
Joke of the day – Tarzan
Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Joke of the day – Narcissist
Fred: “How’s your new girlfriend?”
Doug: “I think we’ll be very happy.”
Fred: “What makes you think that?”
Doug: “She adores me and so do I.
Joke of the day – Venison
Dear Deer,
Why are you so dear?
Meat lover
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
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Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
Joke of the day – Plastic surgeon
“What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?”
“He melted.”
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