Why donβt cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Quote of the day – Sheila Murray Bethel
βOne of the most courageous things you can do is
identify yourself,
know who you are,
what you believe in and
where you want to go.β
Β β Sheila Murray Bethel
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Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?
Bookworms.
Joke of the day – Ninja
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Quote of the day – Shunryu Suzuki
Leave your front door and your back door open.
Allow your thoughts to come and go.
Just don’t serve them tea.
– Shunryu Suzuki
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Joke of the day – Hindrance
Two fishes swim into a glassΒ wall.
OneΒ turns to the other and says “Dam!”
Turmeric, immune system boost, anti cancer, anti-inflammatory, super for your skin problems, great for your arthritic joints, a wonderful antioxidant
Turmeric and coconut breakfast for better health! ~(=^β₯^)_ζ¦~
Quote of the day – Alfred Lord Tennyson
βIf I had a flower for every time I thought of you…
I could walkΒ through my garden forever.β
β Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
