An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an old crone, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”
“No, not me,” said the girl. “It’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well… Madam, put your tongue out.”
… “Aloha”
βI donβt have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect, and beautiful journey of my life. Itβs a trip more wonderful than I could have imagined.β
β Kerry Washington
Instructor: Pull this cord and your parachute will open.
Student: What if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion!
“A goal without a plan is just a wish.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“Iβm in shape. Round is a shape isnβt it?“
“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says βIf an emergency, notify:β I put βDOCTORβ. Whatβs my mother going to do?”
… puppies on a string.
“Creativity is intelligence having fun.”
– Albert Einstein
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
