Tag Archives: animal jokes

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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo

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I’ve been really depressed lately.  A friend told me

I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.

I went today, but not one person would pat me!

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

animated-cow-image-0079Because farmers milk them dry

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Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?

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Me:  “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?

Thank goodness the car did not hit him.

Shaye:  “Oh, Mom!  The dog is playing Crossy Road.

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Joke of the day -Cowbell

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Why do cows wear bells? 

Because their horns don’t work!

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Joke of the day – Seal

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That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!

 

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Joke of the day – Pony

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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Joke of the day – Apex

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What is the definition of apex?

A female gorilla (APE-X)

 

Is it Monday Again ? ?

 

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Joke of the day – Animal chat

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Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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Joke of the day – Dog show

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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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Joke of the day – Gnome

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A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

Cat:  “What are you?” 

Gnome:  “A gnome.  I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”

Cat:  “Errr, I’m a gnome too!”