Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Tortilla song
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, itβs more of a wrap.
Joke of the day – Et cetera
Et cetera or etc really means :
end of thinking capacity
Joke of the day – Who should brew the coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: “HEBREWS”
Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot
A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The bartender says, βWow, thatβs cool. Where did you get him?β
The parrot says, βIn England. Theyβve got tons of them over there.β
Joke of the day – Bubble bath
What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
Joke of the day – Pampered cows
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Joke of the day – Parking meter
Two dogs are walking over
to a parking meter.
One said to the other,
“How do you like that?
Pay toilets.”
Joke of the day – Antiques
Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.
Joke of the day – A grape & an elephant
What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.
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