Tag Archives: fishing
Joke of the day – Fish connection
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?
Bookworms.
“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing rods.”
– Doug Larson
Joke of the day – Wash basin
The warden was making his usual round at the asylum and saw one of the inmates sitting on a small stool and holding a fishing rod. He has the end of the rod dangling in the wash basin.
Trying to be kind, the warden asked, “Catch anything?”
The inmate replied, “In a wash basin? Are you crazy?
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does she use for bait?
Bookworms
Joke of the day – Definition of a fish
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
Quote of the day – Doug Larson
“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing rods.”
– Doug Larson
Joke of the day – Walking on water
A priest, an evangelist, and a minister were in a boat in the middle of a pond fishing. None of them had caught anything all morning.
Then the evangelist stands up and says he needs to go to the bathroom so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. He comes back ten minutes later the same way.
Then the minister decides he needs to go to the bathroom, too, so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. He, too, comes back the same way ten minutes later.
The priest looks at both of them and decides that his faith is just as strong as his fishing buddies and that he can walk on water, too. He stands up and excuses himself. As he steps out, he makes a big splash down into the water.
The evangelist looks at the minister and says,“I suppose we should have told him where the rocks were.”
Joke of the day – Price of worship
A man and his nine-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy’s insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring any cash, so he reached in his pocket and gave his son a dime to drop in the offering plate as it was passed.
As they walked back to their car after the service, the father complained. “The service was too long,” he lamented. “The sermon was boring, and the singing was off key.”
Finally the boy said, “Dad, I thought it was pretty good for a dime.”
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