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Joke of the day – Power puff
A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. It was impossible to control.
Businesswoman: “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”
Doctor: (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)
Businesswoman: “What? Nasal drops?
Doctor: “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”
Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale
A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“
Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”
Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”
Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”
Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”
Joke of the day – Goldfish
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: “Do you believe in God?”
Goldfish 2: “Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?”
Joke of the day – Adamant
Teacher: “What is the meaning of adamant?”
Student: “The very first ant.”
Joke of the day – Toilet roll
Joke of the day – Chrysanthemum
Timmy: “That’s a beautiful bunch of roses. Who is it for?
Johnny: “Oh, it’s for my girlfriend. But, they’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “They look like roses to me.”
Johnny: “No, you’re wrong. They’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “Spell it!”
Johnny: “K-r-i-s…..Oh, my! These are roses alright!.”
Joke of the day – Animal chat
Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
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