Tag Archives: horse

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Joke of the day – Horsing around

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I’m not afraid
to make a
foal of myself.
I’m haylarious.
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Joke of the day – Pony

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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“But I do love horses. Β They are such an expression of joy.”

– Diane Lane

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Joke of the day – Water polo

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

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Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’

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A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.

Father: “What are you doing up there?”

Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”

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Joke of the day – Free advice

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A rancher asked a veterinarian for some free advice. “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?”

The veterinarian replied, “The next time he walks normally, sell him.”