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Quote of the day (βΒ΄β½`β)*β²οΎ*
“There is a certain happiness and power in being silly and ridiculous.”
TGIF (ΰΉ*Ο*ΰΉ)
Tremendously
Grateful
It’sΒ
Friday!
Joke of the day – Suntan lotion
Joke of the day – Wet Paint
Joke of the day – Igloo
Thanksgiving
Let aΒ spirit of
Thanksgiving
hold us like a boat
sailing on an ocean
to a land so far away
where we meet a world of strangers
who help us to survive
as we learn to
loveΒ together
in our work
and in our play
– Amy LV
Joke of the day – Blunder
Joke of the day – Grate
Ο(=οΌΎγ»οΌΎ=)Ο My 3 wishes
Dear Ameowzing humans,
Thank you for reading my blog. It’s my 3rd birthday today!
And here are 3 simple wishes for you:
Wish #1: Be more mewsical
Mewsic soothes the soul.
Wish # 2: Create more laughter
Laughter is free supplement for maintaining a healthy mind and body.
Wish # 3: Get more sleep
The bigger the dream, the more sleep you’ll need.
Purrrrfectly yours,
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 