Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Roast

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“Roast, Roast I love you with an aching stomach.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flavour of Malaya, I cannot wait.
Make way, oh, make way for my Eastern Roast….”
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“My almost purrfect roast for dinner tonight.  Yum!”

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Joke of the day – I’m not sharing

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“You’re cute, funny and all, but I’m still not sharing my coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Weigh to go

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“I love you just the weigh you are.”

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Joke of the day – Vet

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“What’s a vet?  I’m a dogtor.”
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Joke of the day – Bumbershoot

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“I think I need a makeshift bumbershoot today.”

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Joke of the day – Some bunny ♡ u

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“Love is in the hare.”

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Joke of the day – Mood swings

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I don’t have mood swings.
I got the whole playground to myself.

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Joke of the day – Allergy

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“I’m allergic to Mondays!”

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Joke of the day – Egghast

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egg on curb

An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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