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What’s up, duck?

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We bumped into a beautiful duck
at the market this morning
This is no ordinary duck and 
definitely not a live duck for sale
It is a pet duck and it belonged
to the vegetable seller
It stayed in the same spot
and seemed obedient
Shaye wanted to pat Miss Ducky
but I said it was not a good idea
Suddenly it turned and
grunted  a few times at us
Perhaps, this was what it said
“My friends, why are you staring at me?
Have you not seen a duck-at-work?”
Well, that really quacked us up.

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Joke of the day – Car deposit

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Two pigeons were flying over a posh car showroom.  
Said one to the other, “Let’s put a deposit on a Ferrari.

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Quote of the day – George Carlin

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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
George Carlin

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Joke of the day – Eggstatic

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My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.

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Joke of the day – Dishes

Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife:  “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips

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Joke of the day – FrantEEG

 

Waiter:  “How do you like your eggs this morning?”
Monster: “Terri-fried!

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Sweet dreams …

… are made of this ♪♫ (*・。・) ♪♫

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Who am I to disagree? ♬♩♫♪
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I travel the world  ♪♫♩♬
And the seven seas, ♪~♪ 

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Everybody’s looking for something. ♪♪♪ (ˇˇ・ゞ)

lots of candies

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