What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”
Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Living space
“If youโre not living on the edge, youโre taking up too much room.”
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Sick leave
Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesnโt use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like โWhat about lunch?โ
– Winnie the Pooh
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Joke of the day – Water polo
Joke of the day – Fairy tale
Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
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