“Liz dance”
http://pinterest.com
“Tap dancing”
http://living-art.org.uk
“The ameowzing sun dance”
http://community.humanityhealing.net
“The pawsome breakdance”
http://smash.com
“Slow pole dancing”
http://justcuteanimals.com
“Bear-ly dance”
http://ozdeyis.net
“I am not short. I’m delightfully compact and ridiculously cute!”
The pun is mightier than the word.
“Bring my coffee, right meow!”
http://earthprom.com
“Did someone just say Monday?”
http://aaanything.net
‘Huh?”
http://pleated-jeans.com
“Yikes!”
http://earthporm.com
“What’s this all about?”
http://eaglestalent.com
“We didn’t do it!”
http://deccanchronicle.com
The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…
…will result in a SWOLLEN head.
(Photo credit: http://www.lajollamom.com)
Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
May your coffee be STRONG and your Monday be short!
Anyone for some ameowzing coffee?
Smile if you love coffee too!
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
…have a
“Pawsome high-5” (http://www.pinterest.com)
“Purrrfect high-5” (http://www.manhunters-cat.com)
“Pandastic high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“Tree-rific high 5”
(http://pinterest.com)
“Roaring high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“High-5, everyone!” Ciao!
(http://boredomfiles.com)
Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
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