Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”
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Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
Joke of the day – Pet alligator
Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
Joke of the day – Penny
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.“
Irish Proverb
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
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“It’s all messy: The hair. The bed. The words. The heart. Life…”
– William Leal
Joke of the day – Math pick up line
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”
Joke of the day – Losing grip
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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