A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, βDo you have any jobs?β and the bartender says, βWhy donβt you try the circus?β The dog replies, βWhy would the circus need a bartender?β
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Joke of the day – Alligator shoes
Customer: βDo you have alligator shoes?β
Clerk: βYes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?β
Joke of the day – Loneliness
“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
Joke of the day – Prospective husband
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women.’
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Joke of the day – A bargain
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Joke of the day – Quiet as a mouse
Whoever coined the phrase βQuiet as a mouseβ has never stepped on one.
Joke of the day – Sleepwalking nun
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaminβ Catholic.
Joke of the day – The chauffeur
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur suggested an idea. “Hey, boss,” he said. “I’ve heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.”
“Sounds great,” the scientist said.
When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur’s hat and settled into the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
“Yes,” said one professor. Then he launched into a highly technical question.
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment, but quickly recovered. “That’s an easy one,” he replied. “It’s so easy, I’m going to let my chauffeur answer it.”
Joke of the day – Snake in a bar
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, βSorry, buddy. I canβt serve you.β
βWhy not?β the snake asks.
βBecause you canβt hold your liquor.β
Joke of the day – Politicians & diapers
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
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