What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
Joke of the day – Odour
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Joke of the day – Hoodwink
Judge: “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”
Con man: “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”
Joke of the day – Judge & dentist
What did the judge say to the dentist?
“Do you swear to pull the tooth,
the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Joke of the day – Be more or less specific
“Young man, where do you work? the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the man,
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The man said, “Wait a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
Joke of the day – The skunk
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
Joke of the day – Heart of gold
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Joke of the day – Order in court
“Order, order in the court!”
“Whiskey on the rocks for me. Thanks.”
Joke of the day – Guilty
“Guilty! Five years or fifty thousand dollars!”
“I’ll take the fifty thousand dollars. Thanks, Judge!”
Joke of the day – The shopping criminal
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened.”
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