Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.
2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.
3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!
A lion eating ice-cream…
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
My house …
My funny bald dad…
The Sunday School teacher asks, “Now, Julie, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
“No ma’am,” little Julie replies, “I don’t have to. My mum is a good cook.”
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Father: Son, I am concerned about you, You’re always in the bottom of the class.
Son: Don’t be worried, Dad. They teach the same things at both ends of the class.
Mrs. Smith, the third grade teacher, gave the term test to her students. Richie, the son of a millionaire knew he will not pass the test. Reaching into his pocket, he found a $100 bill and he attached it to his test with a note, “A dollar per point.”. The next day Richie received his test papers with a note, “Good try!”, along with $60 change.
Boy to father: “This my report card Dad and here is one of yours I found in the attic.”
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