A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
…sand as soft as my bed (โฟโ โฟโ )
Taken on 7-7-12. โงโโกโโฆ
…wings of ‘Frozen’ love!
Thanks to an angel for these beautiful wings โก
… siesta time!
A purple dandelion…
… sand doodle time.
Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.
2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.
3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!
A happy tree …
A lion eating ice-cream…
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
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