Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
Joke of the day – Money
Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
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Joke of the day – The snail
A snail entered a police station and told an officer, “I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!”
The officer replied, “Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them?”
“No sir, it all happened so fast!”
Joke of the day – Best time to plant lettuce
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:
“Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”
Quote of the day – Bob Marley
“Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.”
― Bob Marley
Joke of the day – Five million dollars
Joe’s grandfather left him five million dollars, and the next week Jane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Joe noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.
“Jane,” he said, “was the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me five million dollars when he died?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied, “I don’t care who gave you the money!”
Quote of the day – Elise Boulding
“Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.” ― Elise Boulding
Quote of the day – Thomas Jefferson
“The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.” – Thomas Jefferson
Quote of the day – Jaime Cohen
“We are in such a hurry to grow up, and then we long for our lost childhood. We make ourselves ill earning money, and then spend all our money on getting well again. We think so much about the future that we neglect the present, and thus experience neither the present nor the future. We live as if we were never going to die, and die as if we had never lived.” – Jaime Cohen
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