Tag Archives: overweight
Joke of the day – Pudgy
Joke of the day – Weigh to go
Joke of the day – Middle age
I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.
Joke of the day – Football
Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Joke of the day – Doctor’s instructions
Lulu is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When she returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
Lulu nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” she replied.
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