Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”
Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”
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Joke of the day – Clever duck
Joke of the day – Hunting lesson
What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Joke of the day – Girls are smarter
Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
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“We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side.”
― Kahlil Gibran
Joke of the day – Letter to myself
“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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