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Joke of the day – Facebook

Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called. 

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

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Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says – My Love for Mom and Dad only.  

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister.”

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Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.

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Joke of the day – Donuts

Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”

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Joke of the day – Coffee

ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!

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Joke of the day – Mustache

“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”

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Joke of the day – Trangression

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minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

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Joke of the day – Army of the Lord

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Pastor:   “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor:  “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”

Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”

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Joke of the day – Menu

Ms Penguin:  “What’s on the menu?”

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Mr Penguin:  “ME n U”

 

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