“You’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting,
So… get on your way!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You’ll Go!
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Happiness is …
… a miniature replica of our family vacation.
Sydelle ~ 7/11/14
Joke of the day – Magic dog
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
“Hugs are God’s way of reminding us how much we are loved.”
– Gail Lynn Goodwin
Joke of the day – Selfie
Shaye’s a big fan of selfies and here’s one of her latest selfie project called ‘Selfeet’.
Joke of the day – Stand outside
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding!
“Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.”
– Leonardo da Vinci
“Running is about finding your inner peace, and so is a life well lived.”
– Dean Karnazes
Joke of the day – Smart parrot
Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”
Parrot: “I can talk.”
Bob: “I can walk.”
Parrot: “I can walk.”
Bob: “I can fly.”
Parrot: “That’s a lie.”
Joke of the day – Genie in a bottle
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears right in front of him!
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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