Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Who should brew the coffee

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: “HEBREWS”

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“Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.”

– Desiderius Erasmus

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Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot

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A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s cool. Where did you get him?”

The parrot says, “In England. They’ve got tons of them over there.”

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“If I could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint.”

– Edward Hopper (1882 – 1967)

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Joke of the day – Bubble bath

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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“Do one thing every day that scares you.”

― Eleanor Roosevelt

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“Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”

– Charles Schulz

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Joke of the day – Pampered cows

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Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

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“You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.”

– Dr. Seuss

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Joke of the day – Parking meter

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Two dogs are walking over
to a parking meter.

One said to the other,
“How do you like that?
Pay toilets.”