“Diversity: the art of thinking independently together.”
– Malcolm Forbes
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“Age wrinkles the body.
Quitting wrinkles the soul.”
– Douglas MacArthur
Joke of the day – Colouring page
A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
“It is not the mountain we conquer,
but ourselves.”
– Sir Edmund Hillary
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
“Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.”
– C S Lewis
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
“I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
– Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – Parking space
Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
