“It is not the mountain we conquer,
but ourselves.”
– Sir Edmund Hillary
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
“Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.”
– C S Lewis
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
“I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
– Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – Parking space
Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
Joke of the day – Pick up line
I’m not a photographer but I can picture
you and I together! (♥♥,)
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