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“People have to get out sometimes – have something good to eat, have some drinks, belt out some songs, talk about nothing in particular.” – Haruki Murakami

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Happiness is …

…sand as soft as my bed (✿◠‿◠)

Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦

Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦

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“Let us forgive each other – only then will we live in peace.”

– Leo Tolstoy

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Joke of the day – Work smart

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Always give 100% at work:

12% Monday,
23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday,
20% Thursday,
5% Friday

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“Taking time to do nothing often brings everything into perspective.”

– Doe Zantamata

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Joke of the day – The little turtle

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

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RIP.  Thanks for the laughs!

RIP. Thanks for the laughs!

“Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.”

~ Joan Rivers (1933 – 2014)

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Joke of the day – Kittens

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What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!

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“When pure sincerity forms within, it is outwardly realized in other people’s hearts.”

– Lao Tzu

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Joke of the day – Fire sale

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Salesman to Customer: This is actually a fire sale.
My boss said if I don’t make a sale, I’m fired.