“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
Joke of the day – Pick up line
I’m not a photographer but I can picture
you and I together! (♥♥,)
“People have to get out sometimes – have something good to eat, have some drinks, belt out some songs, talk about nothing in particular.” – Haruki Murakami
Happiness is …
…sand as soft as my bed (✿◠‿◠)
Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦
“Let us forgive each other – only then will we live in peace.”
– Leo Tolstoy
Joke of the day – Work smart
Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday,
23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday,
20% Thursday,
5% Friday
“Taking time to do nothing often brings everything into perspective.”
– Doe Zantamata
Joke of the day – The little turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
RIP. Thanks for the laughs!
“Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.”
~ Joan Rivers (1933 – 2014)
