Joke of the day – Hummingbirds

February 27, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don’t know the words.

Joke of the day – Museum

February 26, 2014 | Newbloggycat

“And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.”

“Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how can you age it so accurately to the year?”

“Well that’s simple” answered the old chap, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”

Joke of the day – Taxidermist

February 22, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Mrs Smith: What does your husband do for a hobby?

Mrs Jones: He’s a do-it-yourself taxidermist.

Mrs Smith: A do-it-yourself taxidermist?

Mrs Jones: Yes, every night at dinner he stuffs himself.

Joke of the day – Best medicine

February 21, 2014 | Newbloggycat

People say that laughter is the best medicine…my face must be curing the world!

Joke of the day – Tax form

February 20, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Don’t be surprised if your next income tax form is simplified to contain only 4 lines:

1. What was your income last year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much do you have left?

4. Send it in.

Joke of the day – Bestseller

February 19, 2014 | Newbloggycat

If you think no evil, see no evil and hear no evil, chances are you’ll never write a bestselling novel.

Joke of the day – Junk

February 18, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Junk is something you keep ten years and then throw away two weeks before you need it.

Joke of the day – Confession

February 17, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Lady: Pastor, I must confess that I just can’t resist the temptation to sit in front of my mirror two to three hours every day admiring my beauty. I think I need to confess this sin of pride.

Pastor (after looking at the lady): Well, it’s not the sin of pride you need to confess. It is the sin of imagination.