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Can a leopard hide anywhere?
No, he is always spotted!
Joke of the day – Hide and seek
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Joke of the day – Rolex and Timex
Felly adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex.
Molly: “Where’d you come up with those names?”
Felly: “HellOOOOO……they’re watchdogs!”
Joke of the day – Black and stripes
A woman brought her two cats to the veterinary clinic for their annual checkup.
One was a small framed, round tiger striped tabby, while the other was a long, shiny black cat.
She watched closely as the vet put each cat on the scale.
Vet: “They weigh about the same.”
Woman: “Well…that proves it. Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat.”
Joke of the day – Sit and do nothing
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”
The eagle answered, “Sure , why not.”
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Joke of the day – Dog’s letter to heaven
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven,
can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
Love,
Rover
Joke of the day – My dog is smarter
1st dog owner: “My dog is so smart that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”
2nd dog owner: “I know.”
1st dog owner: “How do you know?”
2nd dog owner: “My dog told me.”
Joke of the day – Romantic duck
I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”
I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck.”
Joke of the day – The skunk
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
Joke of the day – “Hydrant” day
Two dogs were out for a walk. One dog says to the other,
“Wait here a minute, I’ll be right back.”
He walks across the street and sniffs a fire hydrant for about a minute,
then rejoins his friend.
“What was that all about?” the other dog asks.
“Just checking my messages.”
Joke of the day – Puppies for sale
“For sale: Nine adorable puppies from a German shepherd and a Siberian hussy.”
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