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Joke of the day – Mirror

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

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Happy β™‘(βΊ£β—‘βΊ£)β™‘ Day

What the world really needs is more love

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and less paperwork.

– Pearl Bailey

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vaCATion! (β‰šα„Œβ‰š)ΖΆΖ΅

Are we there yet?

Time for some sunshine, sea, sandΒ & seafood.

β€œhark, now hear the sailors cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the mystic…”

― Van Morrison

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Say what?

…it’s PUGsident Trump!

Sigh… a cat would be theΒ purrrfectΒ President!

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Quote of the day – Rod McKuen

Cats have it all

admiration,

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Lil BUB (www.pinterest.com)

an endless sleep,

and company only when they want it.”

– Rod McKuen

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Joke of the day – Favorite food

IΒ likeΒ only two types of food:

Food dip in butter and

Β Food dip in chocolate

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Joke of the day – Carrot

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”

Doctor: “Amazing! Β How could that have happened?”

Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”

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Joke of the day – License

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can’t drive!

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Joke of the day – What’s the fuss?

I mustache you toΒ stop staring at me.

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Joke of the day -‘Meow’nuscript

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CAe$TS SH!dfOUD NknjEVERΒ *TYPE# THEI%2R OWN MANUxe$SCRIPTS!