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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – The real thing
Women wear fake eyelashes, fake hair and fake nails, yet they want a real man.
Joke of the day – Prodigious
What’s more amazing than a talking dog is a spelling bee.
Joke of the day – Cavity
A cavity is an empty space waiting to be filled with dentist bills.
Joke of the day – Car sickness
The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
Joke of the day – Turn heads
The most effective way to turn people’s heads is to go to church late.
Joke of the day – Middle age
I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.
Joke of the day – Light
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
Joke of the day – Foreign aid
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Joke of the day – Road sign
Sign along a roadside overlooking a swimming beach:
DON’T WATCH THE CURVES!
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