Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesnβt use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like βWhat about lunch?β
– Winnie the Pooh
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Quote of the day – Marilyn Monroe
βKeep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.β
β Marilyn Monroe
Joke of the day – Water polo
Quote of the day – Anthony Trollope
βWhat on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa,
a book, and a cup of coffee?
…Was ever anything so civil?β
β Anthony Trollope
“Hope your Monday is bearable.”
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Fearless β(βΔΉΜ― β-Ν )β
Do animals have less fear because they live without words?
“Tiny but mighty!”
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“Fearless and sturdy.”
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“You may be bigger, but I’m the boss.”
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“I like your fighting spirit, little guy.”
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“I goat-ta go now.”
Joke of the day – Fairy tale
Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
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