“Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.”
– Leonardo da Vinci
Tag Archives: humor
Joke of the day – Smart parrot
Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”
Parrot: “I can talk.”
Bob: “I can walk.”
Parrot: “I can walk.”
Bob: “I can fly.”
Parrot: “That’s a lie.”
Joke of the day – Genie in a bottle
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears right in front of him!
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
Happiness is …
… smug mugs!
Joke of the day – Toilet therapy
Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush.”
Joke of the day – Dear Algebra
Dear Algebra
PLEASE STOP asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.
Happiness is …
… a Piggy’s bar.
Joke of the day – Pumpkin
What is a pumpkin’s favourite sport?
Squash!
Joke of the day – Emotional wedding
Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Joke of the day – Tortilla song
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
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