Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
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Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
“I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
– Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – Parking space
Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
Joke of the day – Pick up line
I’m not a photographer but I can picture
you and I together! (♥♥,)
Happiness is …
…sand as soft as my bed (✿◠‿◠)
Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦
Joke of the day – Work smart
Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday,
23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday,
20% Thursday,
5% Friday
Joke of the day – The little turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
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