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Joke of the day -Fishy
Mrs Smeelie: “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Joke of the day – Tough times
Tough times are slowly crawling in,
even the snail is happy with leftover dog food!
Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
Say what?
…it’s PUGsident Trump!
Sigh… a cat would be the purrrfect President!
Joke of the day – Gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
[Source: AcademicTips.org]
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
Joke of the day -Government Philosophy
If it ain’t broken, fix it ’till it is.
Joke of the day – Apex
Joke of the day – Super Fast Train
It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: “Sorry, Sir. We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”
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