Shaye: “Look Mom, this is knot art. I did it all by myself.”
Me: “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
Joke of the day – Knot
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
Joke of the day – Obsession
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD.
If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.
Joke of the day – Dog show
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Joke of the day – Gnome
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.
Cat: “What are you?”
Gnome: “A gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
Cat: “Errr, I’m a gnome too!”
Joke of the day -Fleas
What do you call the fleas on the parrot?
Politics.
Joke of the day – License
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can’t drive!
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