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Joke of the day – Egghast

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An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Quote of the day – Sandy Dahl

Remembering 9/11 on the 18th Anniversary. (≚ᄌ≚)

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“If we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate.”
—Sandy Dahl,  wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl, in Shanksville, Pa., in 2002

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Joke of the day – Let’s talk trash

“She dumped me and I feel like trash.”

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Quote of the day – Santosh Kalwar

“Nothing shakes the smiling heart.”
Santosh Kalwar

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Joke of the day – Oh snap!

“Don’t move, or owl shoot!”

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Quote of the day – Jim Watkins

 

A river cuts through rock,
not because of its power,
but because of its persistence.
Jim Watkins

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Joke of the day – Aplomb

“I know what I want and I’m going to get it.”
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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

poem by aziz
“Surf the problems
Ride the challenges
Face your demons
Evaporate yourself to the clouds
Rain, storm and a beautiful rainbow
Dive into love
Find peace within
Angels are calling”
Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Bemused

“I’m CORNfused!”