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Joke of the day – PhD

After many years of studying at a university,

I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).

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Tension is who you think you should be.

Relaxation is who you are.

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Joke of the day – Fish connection

How do you communicate with a fish?

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Drop it a line!

 

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Joke of the day – Soliloquy

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Me:  “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”

Me: “No, at least someone is listening.”

 

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Joke of the day – CoifFURe

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“Do you like my new hairstyle?”

“Hmmm… it helps to cover your face up.”

 

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Quote Challenge

Eli from the blog, Coach Daddy nominated me for a quote challenge and the rules are:

  1.  Three One days
  2.  Three quotes
  3.  Three nominees each day

Humans often think that cats spent 95 percent of their time sleeping and relaxing and the other 5 percent eating and stretching/scratching. But that is far from the truth. Cats have ups and downs in life too.  And for the longest time, the following quote would best describe my life.

Quote # 1

“It’s all messy.  The hair.  The bed.  The words.  The heart. Life …” –William Leal

Then one day, I stumble upon an interesting quote by a wise and famous tailwagger.

Quote # 2

“In the books of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” – Charles Schulz

My life’s perspective has since changed and I now live by the following quote.

Quote # 3

“Fear less, hope more; eat less; chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.” – Swedish Proverb

The three meowminees are:

Farah @ The Girl with Coffe

Hannah @ Hannah Fearless Blog

Witchy @ Witchy Wisdoms

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Happiness is …

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… homemade Challah. 

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I found this recipe (Challah in a bag) on Youtube and it is so easy to make. You can try it too! ٩(*ゝڡ◕๑)۶♥

 

 

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Joke of the day – Frosted donut

Why did the donut visit the dentist?

To get a new filling.

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Throw your dreams into space like a kite,

and you do not know what it will bring back,

a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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– Anais Nin

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