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“Why so sad? You need to find your happy place.”
– Shaye
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Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
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“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
― Edward R. Murrow
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“I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.”
– Sylvia Plath
Joke of the day – Pet alligator
Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
– Edgar Allan Poe
Funny drawings by Shaye – 12
Potato in a tornado!
Joke of the day – Penny
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.“
Irish Proverb
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
