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Joke of the day – Music shop

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A sign at a music shop:
“Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”

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Bon appétit …

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….in different languages:

Chinese (Cantonse) : 食飯 (sihk faahn) – eat

Chinese (Mandarin) : 慢慢吃! (mànmàn chī!) – eat slowly

Danish : Velbekomme!

Dutch : Smakelijk!

Fijian : Da kana!

German : Guten Appetit!

Japanese : いただきます (itadakimasu) – said before a meal

ご馳走さまでした (gochisōsama deshita)– said after a meal

Italian : Buon appetito!

Korean: 잘 먹겠습니다 (jal meokkesseumnida) – before a meal

잘 먹었습니다 (jal meogeosseumnida) – after a meal

Norwegian : Vær så god! Vel bekomme!

Polish : Smacznego!

Portugese : Bom Apetite!

Swedish : Smaklig måltid!

Tagalog : Tayo’y magsikain (formal)
Kainan na! (informal) – Let’s eat!

Turkish : Afiyet olsun!

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Enjoy!

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Joke of the day – Porsche for sale

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A woman offered a brand-new Porsche for sale for a price of $10.
A man answered the ad, but he was slightly incredulous.
“What’s the gimmick?” he inquired.
“No gimmick” the woman replied.
“My husband died and in his will he asked that the car be sold
and the money go to his secretary.”

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Happiness is …

…super cute imaginary friends.

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“The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.”

– Robert Ingersoll

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Joke of the day – Puppies for sale

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“For sale: Nine adorable puppies from a German shepherd and a Siberian hussy.”

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Wisdom

Just love Dr. Seuss – one of the most gifted author, poet and cartoonist! ٩(˘◡˘)۶

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Wisdom.

Dr. Seuss’, Theodore Geisel, books explained abstract concepts fairness, being honest, and accepting differences for children and parents. The irony was for most of his writing career he had no children of his own. It was only when he married a second time that he had two step-daughters.

Whether he intended to or not, Seuss was a social justice teacher. He introduced children and their parents with his writing to unforgettable characters who demonstrated what we could learn on Mulberry Street.

His unforgettable lyrical prose imprinted itself on children in ways they were recalled and, even if misspoken, it made little difference. After all, the words were often made up by Dr. Seuss. Perhaps, we find wisdom in our imaginations? Imagine a world where we treated each other with respect and dignity.

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“Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.”

– by T. S. Eliot

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Joke of the day – Pizza

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

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“Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.”

– Carl Jung