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“Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. ‘Cause that’s all that matters in the end.”
– Kris Kristofferson
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Wrong lane
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
“We rise by lifting others.”
– Robert Ingersoll
Joke of the day – Brake fluid
“I’m addicted to brake fluid,
but I can stop whenever I want.”
Joke of the day – Music shop
A sign at a music shop:
“Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Bon appétit …
….in different languages:
Chinese (Cantonse) : 食飯 (sihk faahn) – eat
Chinese (Mandarin) : 慢慢吃！ (mànmàn chī!) – eat slowly
Danish : Velbekomme!
Dutch : Smakelijk!
Fijian : Da kana!
German : Guten Appetit!
Japanese : いただきます (itadakimasu) – said before a meal
ご馳走さまでした (gochisōsama deshita)– said after a meal
Italian : Buon appetito!
Korean: 잘 먹겠습니다 (jal meokkesseumnida) – before a meal
잘 먹었습니다 (jal meogeosseumnida) – after a meal
Norwegian : Vær så god! Vel bekomme!
Polish : Smacznego!
Portugese : Bom Apetite!
Swedish : Smaklig måltid!
Tagalog : Tayo’y magsikain (formal)
Kainan na! (informal) – Let’s eat!
Turkish : Afiyet olsun!
Enjoy!
Joke of the day – Porsche for sale
A woman offered a brand-new Porsche for sale for a price of $10.
A man answered the ad, but he was slightly incredulous.
“What’s the gimmick?” he inquired.
“No gimmick” the woman replied.
“My husband died and in his will he asked that the car be sold
and the money go to his secretary.”
Happiness is …
…super cute imaginary friends.
“The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.”
– Robert Ingersoll
Joke of the day – Puppies for sale
“For sale: Nine adorable puppies from a German shepherd and a Siberian hussy.”
