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Joke of the day – Chemistry professor

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What kind of dog would a chemistry professor have?

A laboratory-retriever.

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“Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people who think the only thing that’s right is to get by, and the only thing that’s wrong is to get caught.”

– J. C. Watts

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“What is in the well of the heart will come up through the bucket of the mouth.”

– J. Vernon McGee

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Joke of the day – Heart of gold

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People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.

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“The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.”

– Norman Vincent Peale

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Joke of the day – Pickpocket

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Pickpocket’s job title:
Self-Employed Public Fund Raiser

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Happiness is …

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…postcards from a faraway friend.

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“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

– Marcus Aurelius

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“Listen to yourself and in that quietude, you might hear the words of God.”

– Maya Angelou (1928 – 2014)