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“Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.”

– Aristotle

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Joke of the day – House cleaning

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Tim: Boss, we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.

Boss: We’re short-handed, Tim. I can’t give you the day off.

Tim: Thanks, boss. I knew I could count on you!.

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Quote of the day – Arthur H. Dekruyter

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“Where is the church at 11:25 on Monday morning? The church then is in the dentist’s office, in the car sales room and repair shop, and out in the truck. It is in the hospital, in the classroom and in the home. It is in the offices, insurance, law, real estate, whatever it is. That is where the church is, wherever God’s people are. They are doing what they ought to be doing. They are honouring God, not just while they worship in a building but out there.”

– Arthur H. Dekruyter

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Joke of the day – Football

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Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

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Joke of the day – Second-hand car dealer

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Inspector: “Don’t you know you can’t sell second-hand cars without a license?”

Car dealer: “Thanks, I knew I wasn’t selling any, but I didn’t know the reason.”

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Joke of the day – Curiosity

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A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.

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Quote of the day – Martin Luther King, Jr

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The question is not whether we will be extremists, but what kind of extremists we will be. Will we be extremists for hate or for love?

– Martin Luther King, Jr

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Quote of the day – Denis Waitley

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“It’s not who you are that holds you back; it’s who you think you’re not.” –

Denis Waitley

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Joke of the day – Pray before eating

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The Sunday School teacher asks, “Now, Julie, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”

“No ma’am,” little Julie replies, “I don’t have to. My mum is a good cook.

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Quote of the day – Charlotte Brontë

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“Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrongs.”

– Charlotte Brontë